Fri, 27 January 2012
Well folks if you enjoy talking, we do it on this one, and might I add alot of it. Contents inside: -Cards Against Humanity review/demo. -Mallrat's kid is going to be a furry -Mass Effect 3 and how it can be ruined -A sound effect in the beginning that you can try and figure out what happened -Dan Baird -Shit at the end of the show -Super Dungeon Explore review -Mallrat talks Rogan, really early on this time -Not tonight I'm knitting Music illegally used on this filth: Baseballs-Chasing Cars Modern Day Soundtrack-Friday I'm in Love Dan Baird-I love you period The Gorillaz-Gorillaz on my mind Baseballs-Papparazzi Follow Us on twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/deadsqwirl">Deadsqwirl</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/mallrat6996">Mallrat</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/timbeavisash9">Ash9</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/dasgreatgazoo">Gazoo</a> Call us: 860-506-54444 Contact us: <a title="Click here to email" href="http://www.offbeatpodcast.com/?project=contact-us">Click here to email</a> |
Fri, 6 January 2012
Viagra Altoids, think about it, now admit the genius of our show. (May I point out, spellcheck had to remind me I spelled genius wrong at first.) Inside of the mp3 posted here: -How I met your mom and Mallrat's hypocrisy Music illegally used on this filth: Follow Us on twitter: Call us: Contact us: |
Fri, 30 December 2011
For some reason we talk about clowns? What the hell has this show become? Subjects: Music: Follow Us on twitter: Call us: Contact us: |
Thu, 1 December 2011
<center><img alt="" src="http://www.winextra.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/krokodil-295x180.jpg" class="aligncenter" width="295" height="180" /></center> We leave you with a bunch of unanswered questions this week and ramble on as usual. Subjects: -Krokodil -How viable of a news source we are -How terrible Nickelback is -Gazoo is too fat to use a kinect -Skyrim -Kid Diddling and soo much more! Music: Star Fucking Hipsters - From the dumpster to the grave The Shell Corporation - Fuck 'em Follow Us on twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/deadsqwirl">Deadsqwirl</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/mallrat6996">Mallrat</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/timbeavisash9">Ash9</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/dasgreatgazoo">Gazoo</a> Call us: 860-506-54444 Contact us: <a href="http://www.offbeatpodcast.com/?project=contact-us" title="Click here to email">Click here to email</a> |
Sat, 12 November 2011
Well it only took two months in the making but here is your festering pile of audio dung we usually produce. Sorry we have been collectively constipated recently. Subjects: Music: Follow Us on twitter: Call us: |
Thu, 29 September 2011
Anger, anger is the theme. Mallrat yells at DC, Mallrat yells at me, Mallrat yells in general. We discuss Gears of War 3, The Board game Power Grid and the Battlefield beta. and in a weird turn of events we talk sports. we watch this video: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6MrSLna8lto" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br> And here is some general silliness from one of our board game session: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RgrQuf8mtWs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Music: Nothington - Captive Audience Fleetwood Mac - Go your own way Follow Us on twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/deadsqwirl">Deadsqwirl</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/mallrat6996">Mallrat</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/timbeavisash9">Ash9</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/dasgreatgazoo">Gazoo</a> Call us: 860-506-5-then keep mashing the 4 button until you get our voicemail. |
Sat, 10 September 2011
This broad:<br> <a href="http://www.offbeatpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/275145_548871748_3916906_n.jpg"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/Deadsqwirl/275145_548871748_3916906_n.jpg" alt="FUGLY!" title="275145_548871748_3916906_n" width="150" height="150" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1164" /></a> <br> This broad is part of a revival, a revival of an old segment no one cared about yet we brought back anyways. Her face remind you of diarrhea, well it did to us and we are pretty sure Gazoo banged her. We talk about our favorite comic book movies, we review a board game Quarriors, the video games Crimson Alliance and Dead Island. We discuss Stankpuss, lipsyncing, cafe patron, and the new 52 starting with the Justice league. Music: Nothington - Captive Audience Fleetwood Mac - Go your own way Follow Us on twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/deadsqwirl">Deadsqwirl</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/mallrat6996">Mallrat</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/timbeavisash9">Ash9</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/dasgreatgazoo">Gazoo</a> Call us: 860-506-5-then keep mashing the 4 button until you get our voicemail. |
Sat, 20 August 2011
So much to be said about this show and yet I am too tired to type most of it. That's probably a good thing because this one speaks for itself. We talk about drugs, create a gay porn called Gayliens that goes absolutely nowhere during the show but I do remember talking about it so it warrants it in the show notes. Speaking of Warrant, we don't talk about Jani Lane dying, just like every other media outlet didn't, because honestly, no one wants to admit to knowing a hair metal singer by name. We poke fun at this dude here simply because it's easy and that's what we do: <iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZffTZ-Qc-JU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Other than that go check the show out and if your feeling frisky leave us some comments below, it warms the cockles of our hearts and shit. Follow Us on twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/deadsqwirl">Deadsqwirl</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/mallrat6996">Mallrat</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/timbeavisash9">Ash9</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/dasgreatgazoo">Gazoo</a> Call us: 860-506-5-then keep mashing the 4 button until you get our voicemail. |
Sat, 6 August 2011
Do men get more turned on when they get an erection? We answer this and many other questions on the show tonight including how to properly tag a midget and accessories to put on their wittle feet. This week you get double the pleasure and double the fun as this package includes two episodes. We also discuss a prostitution ring based out of a Dunkin Donuts, Here is some light entertainment for you, light in the height department:<br> <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/S1P3fqeWsJI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><!--more--> Music on the show: Big D and the kids table - Walls Follow Us on twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/deadsqwirl">Deadsqwirl</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/mallrat6996">Mallrat</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/timbeavisash9">Ash9</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/dasgreatgazoo">Gazoo</a> Call us: 860-506-5-then keep mashing the 4 button until you get our voicemail. |
Thu, 14 July 2011
We talked into microphones, it included Casey Anthony, Anthony Weiner and huge boobs and how big is too big. We also discussed how fat Gazoo is and he gave us a detailed report on how he actually gets his massive body out of bed in the morning, we wanted to know how it was possible. Other than that we cover news stories and fill the internet with the same lackluster filth we've been spewing for years now. Oh yeah and we talk about this, yay! <iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-fuKz0TeKY8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
