Off-Beat the Podcast

Hello, after a nice well rested week off we have returned, thanks to the 1 person who missed us and asked when we were going to do another show, it warmed the cockles of our wittle hearts. We talk about everyone in Hollywood dying, I personally think Ed McMahon got shafted by all the other top notch celebs croaking on purpose to make his death look less news worthy. Poor fatty. We discuss for quite some time the blatant racism involved in Transformers 2 and Mallrat is upset about it, that's right UPSET about it. We move on and talk about the males game plan before sex and then discuss this dude:
It was a good show, you should check it out, and you should also be nice to the handicapped. On second thought, no you shouldn't! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ricketts

What's up waterheads, oh that's offensive, sorry. Here's a new show, we completely ignore the fact we are doing audio and show off the pop crunch top 100 girls via the live feed, your loss for not listening live. Ash9 laid a turd that looked like 15 dead zombies stuffed into a bowl and we believe has de-throned Ricketts, you be the judge over in the forums. We talk about the gravity defying breasts of this tennis bitch:

Also in this installment we play Black white or bestiality. Good times, listen in then interact savages! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Ricketts

Even with everything breaking before the show we managed to pull the live show off. Our feed went down, a laptop broke and our live phone line crapped out. I think it's God's way of saying stop fucking doing the show. Ain't gonna happen faggot! We talk about employees borrowing out games and the debate on wether or not it should be sold as a new game. We discuss Tiger 10, drinking heavily and then puking and then casually transistion into an old woman getting the fuck tasered out of her!
After the tasering we discuss what it would be like to have massive balls, David Carradine's death, shit you wouldn't want to be re-incarnated as and dating strippers. If that's not enough for your dumb face to comprehend we discuss Brett Michaels almost getting beheaded. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Ricketts

So in true Off-Beat fashion we broke shit, this time halfway through the show Pee Wee Herman deemed we were not allowed to record the rest of our show and it came true. Fuck you Pee Wee for winning a game of truth or dare with god by masterbating in public and then using your victory wish to fuck up our show. Your movies sucked! Anyway we talked alot about rape, the we talked about raping a machine taped to doors, but I'm not sure if you get to hear that part, fucking Pee Wee Herman, then we talked about dead people, but do not include rape in that because we have a line we won't cross. Anyway, listen to the first half of the show we recorded this evening and curse yourself if you didn't get to hear it live because that is the only way it existed. Join us live this Saturday too, 6/6 10pm EST because you may not get to hear it recorded because we are way better than that. OK maybe we just can't work the equipment! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Ricketts

Hello savages, Fun show again this evening. Somehow we end up keeping it local, we talk about shitty Waterbury government, we join fatty mc fatterson's chat room and he doesn't appreciate Dead's greeting of "hang yourself Fatty for our entertainment" and is instantly banned. Maybe next time I will pace myself instead of going right in for the kill. We discuss how much work it takes to be lazy, well work it takes when your poor and you cant pay someone else to do it or have the morals to not abduct a child and put it to work. We allow Mommasqwirl to do her bit tonight for the first time in a while. Momma talks about that freak Jennifer love Hugeneck, We Talk Trump, Lost, Andrew Dice Clay, Dancing with the Stars and Joan Rivers who looks like a rubber chicken. After the show the fun began, We started a new character the racist ape which will be making an appearance soon. Ricketts recorded probably the most offensive commercial that has ever graced Off-Beat: Join the manliest turd contest, I think we spell turd differently every time we type it. Oh well, it's easy, eat alot, shit, take a picture, and post it on the forums. Prizes may include a handy in a fitting room from the itty bitty. Also, we are planning a trip to Connecticon. Anyone interested let us know, we will plan out an Off-Beat outting complete with Mallrat and I in Drag, scary. Voicemail: (206)984-1178 Twitter: twitter.com/offbeatpodcast.com twitter.com/deadsqwirl twitter.com/mommasqwirl twitter.com/theittybitty twitter.com/rickettsoffbeat

Probably some of the most fun I've ever had recording a show, seriously. The fan support was great during the live show, where the hell were you? We drank our own creation, the dirty burrito, The itty bitty answered one of your lingering questions, yes she spits. She couldn't keep the damned thing down which isn't surprising. We played chubby bunny and missed soo many great jokes about the itty bitty taking two in her mouth and not being able to hold them in her mouth. Insert your jokes here or post them in the comments section! We talk about the new Star Trek and the desire for the lead character to be choked constantly. Also here is the link to the virgin pig we want you to prank: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/BradmanTV-Live Dead applauds the GI Joe trailer for the fact that it shows a piece of French history being destroyed in the beginning, but then it all goes to shit once it starts to look like a shitty episode of the power rangers. As if there was ever a good episode of the Power Rangers. Here's the trailer let us know what you think: Ok so the fags at the movie studio wont let people embed their trailer on websites, so watch a much better GI Joe clip. We are doing a second live show on Saturday, May 16th at 10pm. You better be there to hear Mallrat laugh at the word Panties. Call our voice mail: (206)984-1178 or call us live: (909)461-4493 Follow us on twitter: twitter.com/offbeatpodcast twitter.com/deadsqwirl twitter.com/mommasqwirl twitter.com/theittybitty

Live show went off kind of smooth this week. We would like to welcome Omer who was fucking stoned and called the show to talk about his addictions then hung up because he probably OD'ed, it was nice knowing you dude. We drank wine basically because we had nothing left in the house to drink and we needed our fix, ok Dead drank wine and everyone else provided Whine. That was a terrible joke and I deserve to be slowly killed by a shitload of hyena's. have you ever seen those fuckers maul a zebra? Anyways, we talk politics, movies, J J Abrams new Star Trek, the Spirit, play perverted password, hauntings and Dead doesn't get to talk about Lost even though he had shit to say. Oh well more for next week. All in all it was a very different show, different but good, we hardly made fun of anyone besides Dead and his sweats in high school. Since we chat about Star Trek here's the trailer. Voicemail: (206)984-1178 Join the manliest turd competition in the forums. Direct MP3 Subscribe here Catch you next week, listen live 5/13, 10pm EST.

Well if you haven't figured it out, we discuss shit, literally talk about our shit, especially on Dead left that looked like an ostriches head and neck swinging from his asshole. We try and make fun of a conjoined twin but all of a sudden everyone has a heart, aaa boooooo! We look at pictures of this cat getting stepped on, they were horrifying and will not be shown on the site but we will show you how cute the cat was: If you missed the live feed, you missed out on seeing the CRZA and Mallrat bromance and the cock yelling video which we ay share with you. Maybe if you ask nicely. We had a stroke of retarded genius and are running the manliest turd contest join in on the forums, submit pics of yourr turds at the forums. Voicemail us: 206-984-1178 email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast

You know it sucks to not have any legs, but it also makes for great fodder when there is a bunch of assholes with microphones. We rag on some poor third world country bitch with a basketball for a mode of transportation, we fucked up half of our audio equipment, we had a blast with an old friend sugar bear, talks of period sex found it's way into the conversation and we really never finished anything we started to talk about, but we are ok with that. Jamie Foxx said some shit, we don't finish discussing it, Some whore teacher sent a special loaf home in a book bag, we don't finish discussing it, and Perez Hilton got all gay about shit and we don't finish discussing it. After we get some beer in us this show really goes awol. Enjoy, we did! Videos of shit we didn't discuss: Cat Attacks Cute Reporter - Watch more Funny Videos Join our next live show on Wed the 29th Twitter.com/offbeatpodcast Voicemail number 206-984-1178