Off-Beat the Podcast

Hello, We take a bunch of phone calls, talk about killing someone with farts,(how mature), make fun of a misfortunate flu shot victim, and follow our formula of fat and gay jokes, because that's never been done before right? Here's the poor sucker that was quickly divorced due to the new her: Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Ricketts

Haroooooow! Well it's late, and it's mediocre just like you savages like it. We ramble on about this and wiping cum on your beard or cat or something, Then we talk about the balloon boy hoax which we shouldn't because it's stupid. We babble about video games, dish out advice and then discuss what a clam bake should consist of. Go listen, then kill yourself for listening, you deserve a nap. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9

hey, here it is a new show that 1 of you have been looking forward to. In the mix for tonight we discuss the origins of the word fuck, Ash's desire to be a sex toy quality assurance tester, odd sexual positions no one in their right mind would ever try, offer advice, talk about video games and also give our opinion on the Letterman thing because no one else has done that this week right? Oh and by the way, if you haven't seen this yet your retarded, well your probably retarded anyway because you listen to us and read this dredge:
View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9

So we got the phone lines working but it destroyed the chat room and reminded us why we liked the phones lines being down. In this episode we discuss what it would be like if you were homeless and how to put your face out if it was on fire, not that anyone should care because your homeless. we talk about this and then that we dish out advice and for some reason we covered a stupid Screech news story, fuck that nobody. any way go listen, I am too tired to type show notes! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ricketts Ash9

Hi there person we somehow suckered into reading this. There is a new show for you to listen to here, we run through Mallrat getting $8,000, aborting children, incest, Mallrat's new desire to eat cum because of his beverage, offensive tattoo's, Patrick Swayze's worthless pancreas and the smell that wafts out from Jennifer Aniston's hole that makes men run away. Go listen, then interact, let us know your listening, yeah I'm talking to you! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ricketts

And from the ashes a new hero rises up to save dummies when they need sexual advice! We talk about District 9, Adventureland, The Hangover and some other celebrity based bullshit. We talk geek, X-men wolverine game, I know we are late to the party and Beatles Rock Band. We talk about stand up comedians and this thing. Have fun, see you live next week. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Mallrat Deadsqwirl Ash9

So we lied in true Ronin Radio fashion (hell we do have half the cast on this show so really you should expect it!) and told you we would do a show last week, oops we didn’t. But to make it up to you we did 2 and a half hours of drunken awesomeness. Still feeling the effects so your not getting show notes but what you will get is this picture That is all, go listen dummy! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9

Watch and find out stupid!

Wow, we talked alot, go figure considering we do a talk show. so we figure by our standards since this show is over 2 hours, we won't do a show next week. Just kidding we can't get enough of our own voices. We we talk about cum, movies, vaginas, The Itty Bitty's height, penis, you know all the same shit we always talk about, just in a more awesome way than normal. Anyway I have been drinking, and it's late, and I'm not gonna type anymore because I don't feel like it so go enjoy the awesome radio we presented to you undeserving vaginas. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Mallrat Ash9

Well you can blame yourself for only getting 40 minutes of awesomeness this week. We did an hour and a half of mediocre radio to entertain you vagina's but we didn't record it, and we did that intentionally to try and make you listen live. That's my story and I'm sticking to it, or maybe we had some technical issues, which is more believable because we are not smart enough to plan a scheme out to get more people to listen live. The shit you won't hear, everything awesome we said on the live show but what you will here is something slightly less awesome and a recap of what you could have been cranking your mess to. Enjoy. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Ricketts Mallrat