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<p>&nbsp&nbsp; We have returned and rested up from our Boston adventure. We bring back stories, stories of free booze, gaming and anime girls rubbing themselves into Jay's beard? Ah Pax. Things we discuss:

-Gazoo's eventual suicide or diabetic coma

-Hitman absolution, hence the picture above

-Sleeping Dogs

-Super Monday Night Combat

-Zpocolypse

-Spec Ops the Line

-Ash waiting in line 4 hours to play Borderlands 2.

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The Whiskey Rebels - Disaster

Haste The Day - Porcelain

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We touch on all the happenings of Mass Effect 3 all the rage, mostly emanating from the studio. Jay stops in, fights his rage and explains some of the rage. If you haven't played through Mass Effect 3 in it's entirety yet skip this one as it's riddled with spoilers. 

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The Flatliners-...and the world files for chapter 11

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rage: noun, verb, raged, rag·ing.

noun

1.

angry fury; violent anger.

2.

a fit of violent anger.

3.

fury or violence of wind, waves, fire, disease, etc.

4.

violence of feeling, desire, or appetite: the rage of thirst.

5.

a violent desire or passion.

Synonyms 

1.  wrath, frenzy, passion, ire, madness. See anger. 3.  turbulence. 6.  eagerness, vehemence. 7.  vogue, fad, fashion, craze. 9, 10.  rave, fume, storm. 

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On the Show:

-A movie no one should see.

-Let's vote some people off, only you can pay us to do so.

-Holes in the wall.

-How old is too old for a nocturnal emission.

and soo much more!

Music:

Descendents-When I get old

Outkast-Rosa Parks

Gorillaz-Do ya Thing

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Much like that herpetic sore on your lip, We have come back. There is talking, as usual, and it includes:

-Teaching retards how to masturbate

-4 Rooms references

-Gazoo's Girlfriend is in studio, she has some moxy to show up here. We approve!

-We discuss porno day dreams.

-One of the best news articles in a long time that includes Denny's

-We discuss the Walking Dead

and so much more!

Music:

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Magic of Youth

Alkaline Trio - Dine, Dine my darling

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We talk, irony ensues, anger ensues, Jewish jokes fly....relationships destroyed!

-Gazoo's weight...again

-Chrstian Slater

-We watch trailers for the Avengers and The Amazing Spiderman

-Intervention intervention

-The cast reveals what senior citizens they would have sexy time with

-#JewishMovieMashups send us your's via twitter

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Childish Gambino - Bonfire

Me first and the gimme gimme's - You've got a friend

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Just like most of our good episodes this one will make you want to turn it off in the beginning for boring you but if you make it through that you'll turn it off because we disgusted you!

On the show:
-Huey Mother Fucking Lewis
-Dan Mother Fucking Baird (again!)
-Mallrat's chompers
-Gazoo's Ladyfriend
-People you are happy you are not
-Adam Duritz gets _________ (fill in the blank)
-Comic books! Yay nerds rejoice!

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Huey Lewis-Hip to be square
Ac/Dc-You shook me all night long
Dan Baird-I love you period

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Well folks if you enjoy talking, we do it on this one, and might I add alot of it.

Contents inside:

-Cards Against Humanity review/demo.

-Mallrat's kid is going to be a furry

-Mass Effect 3 and how it can be ruined

-A sound effect in the beginning that you can try and figure out what happened

-Dan Baird

-Shit at the end of the show

-Super Dungeon Explore review

-Mallrat talks Rogan, really early on this time

-Not tonight I'm knitting

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Baseballs-Chasing Cars

Modern Day Soundtrack-Friday I'm in Love

Dan Baird-I love you period

The Gorillaz-Gorillaz on my mind

Baseballs-Papparazzi 

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Viagra Altoids, think about it, now admit the genius of our show. (May I point out, spellcheck had to remind me I spelled genius wrong at first.)

Inside of the mp3 posted here:

-How I met your mom and Mallrat's hypocrisy
-Eating a silica packet
-A woman trying to turn her boyfriend into a vampire
-Porn on Facebook
-Haulin' Oates.

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Riverboat Gamblers - Smash and grab
Hall and Oates - Private eye

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