Off-Beat the Podcast

Well, tonight's show was a quickie. Pretty much just touching base with the few of you who still listen. We discuss how miserable we are this time of year, Mallrat's fat ass crushing his wife's sex toy, Dead's frustration and then we encourage you to pick your favorite show we have recorded. Check the twitter regularly to see when we will be live again, probably sometime after the Holiday's but who the hell knows! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mallrat

Here it is, the show I forgot about. We talk, you should listen Yay. Get to it and leave comments in the new audio comments and whatnot. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Ricketts The Itty Bitty

HEROW! We did a lot of shit tonight talked a lot of shit tonight and laughed at a lot of shit as well. We sang Catskill game farm songs, talked about clit piercings, curry, chopsticks, asians, Call of Duty modern warfare 2 field trips and so much more. If you miss this one your a moron, well if you listen to us your probably a moron. Enjoy! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Jay

So we are drunk…. in fact still drunk as we are typing this and Ricketts is blacked out on my toilet. Here’s a tip, if the cool drunk people at the bar annoy you, avoid this show! get to listening, it’s chock full of a sex batman skit and hatred of the clit. And I’m pretty sure I just adopted a Ricketts as Ash9 left him here, wonderful! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we’ll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com

So it's been a few weeks, And if your looking for humor here in this show your pretty much out of luck. We geek out over Modern Warfare 2, Dragon Age, and the new Borderlands DLC coming out. Read up by going here: Borderlands DLC. We bring some humor to our nerdumb by talking about some dope that splits his face open while diving because his place of residence is boring, and we whine alot because this show was plagued by technical disasters, give us a few weeks off and we forget how to do this shit. Go listen, and enjoy this video, if you can:[pro-player width='530' height='253' type='FLV']http://video.aol.co.uk/video-detail/inanlmaz-dal-kazas-18/624391691[/pro-player] 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Ricketts

Hello, We take a bunch of phone calls, talk about killing someone with farts,(how mature), make fun of a misfortunate flu shot victim, and follow our formula of fat and gay jokes, because that's never been done before right? Here's the poor sucker that was quickly divorced due to the new her: Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Ricketts

Haroooooow! Well it's late, and it's mediocre just like you savages like it. We ramble on about this and wiping cum on your beard or cat or something, Then we talk about the balloon boy hoax which we shouldn't because it's stupid. We babble about video games, dish out advice and then discuss what a clam bake should consist of. Go listen, then kill yourself for listening, you deserve a nap. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9

hey, here it is a new show that 1 of you have been looking forward to. In the mix for tonight we discuss the origins of the word fuck, Ash's desire to be a sex toy quality assurance tester, odd sexual positions no one in their right mind would ever try, offer advice, talk about video games and also give our opinion on the Letterman thing because no one else has done that this week right? Oh and by the way, if you haven't seen this yet your retarded, well your probably retarded anyway because you listen to us and read this dredge:
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So we got the phone lines working but it destroyed the chat room and reminded us why we liked the phones lines being down. In this episode we discuss what it would be like if you were homeless and how to put your face out if it was on fire, not that anyone should care because your homeless. we talk about this and then that we dish out advice and for some reason we covered a stupid Screech news story, fuck that nobody. any way go listen, I am too tired to type show notes! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ricketts Ash9

Hi there person we somehow suckered into reading this. There is a new show for you to listen to here, we run through Mallrat getting $8,000, aborting children, incest, Mallrat's new desire to eat cum because of his beverage, offensive tattoo's, Patrick Swayze's worthless pancreas and the smell that wafts out from Jennifer Aniston's hole that makes men run away. Go listen, then interact, let us know your listening, yeah I'm talking to you! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ricketts