Well folks if you enjoy talking, we do it on this one, and might I add alot of it.

Contents inside:

-Cards Against Humanity review/demo.

-Mallrat's kid is going to be a furry

-Mass Effect 3 and how it can be ruined

-A sound effect in the beginning that you can try and figure out what happened

-Dan Baird

-Shit at the end of the show

-Super Dungeon Explore review

-Mallrat talks Rogan, really early on this time

-Not tonight I'm knitting

Music illegally used on this filth:

Baseballs-Chasing Cars

Modern Day Soundtrack-Friday I'm in Love

Dan Baird-I love you period

The Gorillaz-Gorillaz on my mind

Baseballs-Papparazzi 

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<a href="http://www.twitter.com/dasgreatgazoo">Gazoo</a>

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Direct download: solomon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:25 AM

Viagra Altoids, think about it, now admit the genius of our show. (May I point out, spellcheck had to remind me I spelled genius wrong at first.)

Inside of the mp3 posted here:

-How I met your mom and Mallrat's hypocrisy
-Eating a silica packet
-A woman trying to turn her boyfriend into a vampire
-Porn on Facebook
-Haulin' Oates.

Music illegally used on this filth:
Riverboat Gamblers - Smash and grab
Hall and Oates - Private eye

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Direct download: battleship.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:30 PM

For some reason we talk about clowns? What the hell has this show become?

Subjects:
-Robber cleans his own blood
-Mallrat and Ash are twinsies, and I’m envious! (note the proper use of the english language there)
-Thom Yorke?
-We solve a guys Holiday dating issue
-Our Top 5 games of 2011, except Gazoo, he’s poor and chose 1.
-Marvel paying more for mutants.
and soo much more!

Music:
Adam WaRRock – The Silver Age
Boyz II Men – I’ll make love to you.

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Direct download: fake.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:00 AM

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We leave you with a bunch of unanswered questions this week and ramble on as usual.

Subjects:

-Krokodil

-How viable of a news source we are

-How terrible Nickelback is

-Gazoo is too fat to use a kinect

-Skyrim

-Kid Diddling

and soo much more!

Music:

Star Fucking Hipsters - From the dumpster to the grave

The Shell Corporation - Fuck 'em

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Direct download: big10.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:29 AM

Well it only took two months in the making but here is your festering pile of audio dung we usually produce. Sorry we have been collectively constipated recently.

Subjects:
-Mc Chris
-Lobster tube
-COD vs Battlefield 3
-Pax East’s brilliant idea to be on Easter this year.
-Power outages due to snow in October
-Star Wars fat jokes
and some other stuff you’ll hear if you listen.

Music:
Mc Chris – Robot Dog

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Direct download: johnny.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:56 AM

Anger, anger is the theme. Mallrat yells at DC, Mallrat yells at me, Mallrat yells in general. We discuss Gears of War 3, The Board game Power Grid and the Battlefield beta. and in a weird turn of events we talk sports. we watch this video:

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And here is some general silliness from one of our board game session:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RgrQuf8mtWs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Music:

Nothington - Captive Audience

Fleetwood Mac - Go your own way

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Direct download: science.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:42 AM

This broad:<br>

<a href="http://www.offbeatpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/275145_548871748_3916906_n.jpg"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/Deadsqwirl/275145_548871748_3916906_n.jpg" alt="FUGLY!" title="275145_548871748_3916906_n" width="150" height="150" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1164" /></a> <br>

This broad is part of a revival, a revival of an old segment no one cared about yet we brought back anyways. Her face remind you of diarrhea, well it did to us and we are pretty sure Gazoo banged her. We talk about our favorite comic book movies, we review a board game Quarriors, the video games Crimson Alliance and Dead Island. We discuss Stankpuss, lipsyncing, cafe patron, and the new 52 starting with the Justice league. 

Music:

Nothington - Captive Audience

Fleetwood Mac - Go your own way

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Direct download: syrup.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:47 AM

So much to be said about this show and yet I am too tired to type most of it. That's probably a good thing because this one speaks for itself. We talk about drugs, create a gay porn called Gayliens that goes absolutely nowhere during the show but I do remember talking about it so it warrants it in the show notes. Speaking of Warrant, we don't talk about Jani Lane dying, just like every other media outlet didn't, because honestly, no one wants to admit to knowing a hair metal singer by name. We poke fun at this dude here simply because it's easy and that's what we do:

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZffTZ-Qc-JU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Other than that go check the show out and if your feeling frisky leave us some comments below, it warms the cockles of our hearts and shit.

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Direct download: fupa.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:14 AM

Do men get more turned on when they get an erection? We answer this and many other questions on the show tonight including how to properly tag a midget and accessories to put on their wittle feet. This week you get double the pleasure and double the fun as this package includes two episodes. We also discuss a prostitution ring based out of a Dunkin Donuts,  Here is some light entertainment for you, light in the height department:<br>

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Music on the show:

Big D and the kids table - Walls

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Direct download: How_did_we.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:25 AM

We talked into microphones, it included Casey Anthony, Anthony Weiner and huge boobs and how big is too big. We also discussed how fat Gazoo is and he gave us a detailed report on how he actually gets his massive body out of bed in the morning, we wanted to know how it was possible. Other than that we cover news stories and fill the internet with the same lackluster filth we've been spewing for years now. Oh yeah and we talk about this, yay! <iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-fuKz0TeKY8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Direct download: kontext.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:14 AM



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