Off-Beat -- How to eat your own jizz.

It disturbed me to name the show that, but alas we had no choice. We cover a bunch of crap and read some stuff but nothing has ever disturbed me as much as the dudes post we read that eventually lead to the name of the show. In the mix:
--F you Sony Pictures.
--New theme song, whadda ya think?
--Some cool new kicks.
--Mallrat takes it in the face like a champ, again, we are gonna get him a rubber suit for the next fourth.
--Pirates kinda reviewed.
--The Prez gets our Top 5 dedicated to him.
--This doll is freaking disturbing.
--How many times can this dude drop the f bomb?
--The six worst ways to pass on.
--Zim shares some stalker stories, and some sand paper masterbation tales.
--Oh yeah, we reviewed a beer in this segment, somewhere between all the gross masterbation crap.
--Ftr internet action force presents World Beat.
--Zim still stalking.
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until next week,
~~DeadSqwirl