Off-Beat -- Unlikely places to put "it!"

Why does it feel like everytime Jay is here, I lose control of the show? I guess it's a good thing. Anywho, wanna learn what a BK stacker consists of? Well we answere your question. Also, if your to poor to purchase a sex toy, we teach you how to make your own on the cheap, and we build one in the studio. Jay claims the sex toy was asking for it, but we seem to disagree. In the mix:
--Fun with editing.
--Burger eating contest minus that cheating asian that can destroy hot dogs.
--Who will become the next taste tester for alpo.
--F-it then dump it in the trash, just like a real girl. (hey Ash said it, not me!)
--FTR's fan of the month.
--UFO fairs better then the Blueberry beer we drank last week.
--Greco Roman a-holes on a dare.
--A fair warning.
--Danger Will Robinson, system failure down below.
--we get way off track, we were supposed to do Starstruck, but we really just rag on George Lucas.
--Stay tuned after the show....if you dare.
Call us,
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Until next week,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x