Like a worm wearing a turtleneck

What's up, You looking for a new show? Well here it is complete with some un-wholesome goodness. Dead blames Octo-mom for the recession while CRZA whips up a contraption for Mormons to keep their wives in check.Yes this all happens in like the first minutes of the show. Dead bashes a prick he dealt with today, not literally although he wishes he could. We discuss retail and phone centers and learn some points of interest including call center people cannot hang up on you until you say goodbye. So call your favorite insurance company and shoot the shit. We introduce a new segment called phone a fag during our other open ended new segment queer or not queer. We chit chat about gay people hitting on us and of course the conversation switches over to talk of our little soldier hence the title of the show. We play guess the sound and never give the actual sound so tune in next week. That's right like Sly Stallone we had a cliffhanger. Anyways why are you still reading this? Go listen. And post a pic of your cock in the forums: Offbeatpodcast.com Call us: [phone] Now f off!