Off-Beat -- W.W.C.D.

We should sign up to be one of those American Inventor pricks, I made me a product you folks will not believe. Anywho, has anyone seen those W.W.J.D. bracelets? Well, we don't have any of those things but we do have a new game to play, and it explains this weeks title. In the mix:
--Winter's morn, we need to patent this shit!
--Drinking and stinking.
--Clerks II and a fat peice of poo.
--An interessting way to hear wedding bells.
--The secret lives of Mr. Mallrat.
--A huge penis, a vibrating toothbrush and some other random shit.
--Kidnappings, Peabody awards and more f'n reality shows oh my!
--We look into the inner sanctum of the CRZA.
Give us a call, one week left to guess how tiny Mallrat's prick is:
[phone]
Unitl Wednesday,
~~DeadSqwirl