Off-Beat -- Dio @ Denny's

Ever wonder what happens to washed up 80's metal stars that don't end up on the Surreal Life? Wonder no longer mofo's, we look into the life of Ronnie James Dio right outta the gate. Here's what else is in the mix:
--Dio can't pay his bill.
--Bad teeth is not all that matters, where's my apology.
--Tonight on Fox news, how to rape children on myspace.
--Karma is a bitch isn't it N*sync fans.
--Scientology on the show yet again, well, when we don't like something we make sure you know about it.
--Tinky's got a gun, Tinky's got a gun, the whole world's come undone, he looked and stared at the sun.
--Alright, the underwear thing, it was funny the first 49 times.
--Barry Bonds + Bra = hatered
--That pitcher is totally a wall H4x0r.
--An old segment is revived for some odd reason.
Aight nekkas, we have a phone number, you can call it. You should also leave a message for us:
[phone]
Later,
~~DeadSqwirl