Off-Beat -- F Comedy Central

What's up ho bags, Comedy Central is on a roll, censoring shit losing their cash cow called Chapelle, what's next, skull fucking your grandmother? Crap didn't mean to give them any ideas. In the mix:
--Anthony is a sauce slurper.
--Put your fricking clothes on foriegner.
--Cola and a coffee does not belnd very well, plus we reveal what your piss would look like.
--South Park censored... WTF!
--Chapelle speaks out against Comedy central.
--Village people cop made the news? Are you f'ing kidding me.
--A way to avoid skin cancer, don't say we never did anything for you.
--Her name is wiener, and we answer her questions including a query about candy and popularity.
--Masturbating more than once a day is un-healthy, sorry to disappoint fans.
Until Saturday, give us a call:
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Later,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x